"Hello?"
"Hi Wade!!!"
"How did you get my number?"
"Weasel!"
"We can answer without the name calling you little rat!!!"
"No, silly Deadpool your friend Weasel was kind enough to provide me the number"
Damnit Weasel!!!
"Hello to you to thought bubble!"
"H..Ah nevermind. So why are you calling crazy squirrel lady?"
"Just wanted to tell you that I have my own series!!!"
"Hahaha! Cute"
"Look at the title card"
Deadpool looks up at the title card
"You know Wade you can win a person over without resorting to death threats. All it takes is a bubbly personality. BTW tell Disney I said thanks!"
Deadpool's left eye twitched and steam escaped his ears
"SQUIRREL-GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"