Muscle vs Fat
RPG: MA
Chars: Blob and She-Hulk
Canon: ???
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Jennifer Walters rubbed her eyes. Today had been a bad day. Not only had her hair refused to cooperate, but she had barely gotten any sleep the past few days due to the case on hand, it had rained, so there was a puddle of water that splashed onto her, the DA was a sexist prick and it was all topped with her client being scared out of his wits. She had won the case of course but it did little to improve her mood. She drank some coffee. Right now, she wanted to hit something. Or rather, She-Hulk wanted to hit something. How ironic, she thought, that on the one day she actually wanted Titania to show up, she was still imprisoned. Finishing her coffee, she packed up and left.
Hailing a cab, she sat down and rested her head against the window and looked out.
She soon arrived back at her apartment, changed and flopped on the bed to rest.
Jennifer Walters was soon awoken by the sounds of gunfire, screaming and explosions. She sighed. "And I was just getting comfortable." She yawned and stretched and walked to the window. Slowly, a smile appeared on her face and her eyes turned green.
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Fred J Dukes, The Immovable Blob, had been minding his own business. Honest. All he did was buy himself a box of doughnuts and walked down the street eating them. When, of course, some idiot cop tried to pick a fight with him. Blob had ignored him at first and just kept eating. He ignored the cop when he pulled out a gun and threatened him. But when he made the mistake of calling The Blob an "damn overweight mutie freak!" That had been the line. Blob promptly turned around and stomped on the ground as he could, causing it split and crack all the way back to the cop, launching him backwards onto his car. Blob couldn't help but laugh at the wimpy human. He marched over to him and smacked gun out of the cop's arms and held him up. "So, what did you call me?"
"I-I-I..."
A bullet hit Blob's arm. He looked down to see the cop's partner pointing a gun at him. "LET HIM GO MUTIE!"
"Whatever you say shrimp." Blob tossed the cop he was holding up at his partner hard enough to send both of them flying across the street. He bounced the bullet out of his arm and flipped their car for good measure. Laughing to himself, Blob continued on with his day.
He had just finished the box when backup arrived in the form of a number of police cars set up as a barricade. Blob belched. "What's all this then?"
"Bob! This is the NYPD! Hold up your hands and surrender peacefully!"
Blob burst out laughing. "Or what? You'll shoot me with your little peashooters?"
"Open fire!" The police opened fire on Blob as one. However, there was no effect as the bullets simply got caught in his fat. He smiled and bounced them out. "Nice try, now it's my turn!" Blob slammed his fists down onto the ground, sending out a shockwave that sent the police flying backwards along with their cars. He smiled. "All too easy." He continued on.
With no real time to change clothes, She-Hulk grabbed what she could and leaped down to confront Blob. "Going somewhere fatso?"
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Blob turned around and was stunned at what he saw. He whistled. "Damn She-Hulk, I gotta tell you, I'm loving the new look."
"Whatever. How about you make this easy on both of us and surrender?"
"Or how about you and I hit a hotel and work out our frustrations together?"
She-Hulk smiled. She was going to enjoy beating him down today. She ran forward and punched at his face.
Blob blocked her punch with his arm and swung at her. She-Hulk dodged backwards and began focusing on dodging his attacks before finding an opening. She attacked his head and punched him. Her fist making contact with his right cheek. He took a step to the side and swung at her. She dodged again and then struck his face, knocking him backwards with each hit. When he punched her again she jumped backwards once again but this time Blob shifted some of his mass into his arm and caused it to stretch and strike her. Caught off guard, She-Hulk was sent flying across the street and through a restaurant. After breaking through it, she fell to the ground. "Oh, ow." She-Hulk said. (I don't get it, I thought I dodged that....) She shook it off and got to her feet.
Blob walked in after her as people fled the restaurant in a panic. He grabbed food off a table and scarfed it down.
She-Hulk walked out of the hole she had made. She popped her neck.
The two charged each other again and Blob punched and grabbed at her with his arms but She-Hulk jump kicked him in the face with both feet. Blob was launched across the restaurant and made it shake on landing, tables spilling their contents on him. He wiped some food off of him and licked his lips. "Calamari. Huh."
She-Hulk grabbed onto a table to keep herself up.
Blob smiled. "That's better." He stood up and the two faced each other and charged forward again.
Outside, the people talked to each other and winced at the shockwaves and crashing of the battle. Suddenly, She-Hulk flew out a window and into a parked truck, knocking it over. She got up as Blob broke through a wall. The people ran for their lives. She-Hulk lifted up the truck and jumped into the air and slammed it down on Blob. He stepped backwards and leaned back, blocking it with his stomach as he made himself immovable. The truck crumpled on impact and he knocked it and her away. She-Hulk landed on the ground, smiled and swung it at him instead like a baseball bat. Blob stood his ground and blocked it and knocked the truck away.
She-Hulk spinned around before coming to a stop. She charged Blob again, ducking under a punch from him as she did. She-Hulk punched forward and found her hand got sucked into his stomach. She gritted her teeth and pulled but she couldn't get free. "Let me go!" She said and swung at Blob's head. He leaned his head back as he laughed. "Come on Shulkie, that tickles!" Blob belched. He punched at her head but she blocked it with her free arm only for Blob to punch her across the face with his left. If it wasn't for being caught, She-Hulk would have been sent flying by that hit. He then punched her again with his other arm, pounding the hell out of her. Knowing she couldn't let this go on for much longer, She-Hulk thought fast. She raised up her foot and stomped on the ground hard. Hard enough to break Blob's footing, allowing her to get her arm free. She then struck Blob with a devastating uppercut that launched Blob several blocks away. Not wasting any time, She-Hulk followed after him, ignoring the throbbing pain in her head. She leaped over to where Blob would be and found him getting to his feet. She jump kicked in the face with both feet, knocking Blob back over. She-Hulk then grabbed Blob's right leg and lifted him up and began to swing him around and around and around and around and then tossed him all the way up into the air, high above the city streets. "Happy landings tubbo."
Blob screamed and waved his arms around, actually frightened of how far up he would end up going. Suddenly an idea hit him. He turned himself around and thunderclapped, sending him backwards down towards She-Hulk. Smiling to himself, he turned back around and held his arms out and used his gravity powers to increase his weight and make himself fall faster. "Coming back at you babe!"
She-Hulk had crouched down to rest when she saw him plummeting back at her like a meteor. With no time to dodge, She-Hulk got back to her feet and crossed her arms over her head to guard herself.
The description of a meteor was an apt one, their collision caused a shockwave that devastated the street and sent cars and people flying and busted up the sidewalk and shops. She-Hulk herself was smashed through the street and sent deep underground, breaking through it until they landed in a pool of water in an underground cavern. The ground up above shook from their landing.
A few moments passed. Blob stood back up. She-Hulk groaned as she tried to get back up. Blob fell backwards and sat down, patting his stomach. "Now that was fun, huh?"
She-Hulk picked herself and coughed a few times. She was soaked and the tatters of her clothes were sticking to her body. She spit in the water and with a growl, forced herself to stand upright. She stepped backwards and took up a fighting stance again. (Not good. That hurt like hell. On top of that my clothes practically dissolved. But...no matter. I can take it. I'm a Hulk. And Hulk's Smash.)
Blob stood up and smiled down at her. "Gotta hand it to you babe, you can take a hit!"
She-Hulk smiled. "I've taken better hits from Skeeter."
Blob wasn't sure who Skeeter was but it didn't matter, he was going to win with ease. He smiled and punched at her only for She-Hulk to jump backwards across the cavern.
(Time to switch strategies. Head to head is not the way to win this. I'll have to avoid his hits. Stick and move. Stick and move.) She smirked and made a bring it motion to Blob.
He charged her head on. She-Hulk waited until he was close and sidestepped him and swept Blob's foot before tossing him to the ground.
There was a splash of water. Blob looked up to see She-Hulk standing over him. She pulled him up and began punching his face repeatedly as hard as she could. After a few moments, she tossed him down and jumped away again.
Blob groaned and rubbed his face. "Ohhhh you're going to pay for that!" He growled as the two faced each other again.
She-Hulk caught her second wind and began jumping up and down in a boxing pose, taunting him. Her chest bounced as well, which was awesome.
The Blob ran at her again and punched forward. His left arm shrank down as he moved his mass through his body and caused his right arm to stretch to her. She-Hulk saw it coming this time though and side stepped. (So that's it! I thought it was weird that he hit me that time. It looks like he can stretch his body a bit but he needs to shrink other parts down first! Which would mean that get back to normal...) She grabbed onto the arm and smiled. (He has to pull it back!)
"Hey! Leggo!" Blob yanked his arm back. Just as she planned. She jumped into the air as he was pulling her back and then she smacked him in the face once she got close. Blob stumbled back from the impact. She-Hulk turned back around and ran over to him and tripped Blob the rest of the way and then jumped ontop of him and began punching Blob in the face. The force of her punches shaking the cavern.
Blob was rocked by her punches until he managed to smack her away with his arm, launching her off of him.
She-Hulk flew across the cavern and smashed into a wall. She held her side. That last one hit her ribs. Fortunately, none of them were broken.
She-Hulk looked back and saw Blob jumping into the air over to her. She quickly leapt forward and punched him in the face, launching him through the air and through a cavern wall. As Blob was getting up, She-Hulk ran over and kneed him in the face. He punched her stomach. She wacked him on the head. He knocked her aside and she rolled to her feet.
The two ran at each other once more and began pummeling each other. She-Hulk ducked and dodged around the shots that she could while Blob did his best to tank her hits.
The two reared back. She-Hulk leaped into the air and punched at his face. Blob threw his best punch back at her. There was a shockwave of power that blasted the water in the cavern to the surface and caused a small earthquake up above.
The people screamed then all was silent.
A few moments later...."SHE-HULK, SMASH!" Blob flew up through the hole in the ground and landed on the ground. He was out.
A couple minutes after, She-Hulk climbed up out of the hole, panting and exhausted from the fight.
She stood up tall, shaking and after getting her bearings, walked past the unconscious Blob into a clothing store. The people inside were surprised as hell to see a wet, nearly naked She-Hulk wander in. She glanced around until she found a dress and got into it right then and there and walked back out. "Put it on my tab. I'll pay later."
"Uhhhh...o-okay." The cashier lady said, not wanting to argue with a powerhouse like She-Hulk, no matter how tired she looked. She-Hulk nodded and took off the tag. Outside, the SWAT had arrived and were surrounding Blob. "Hey.It's me. You got this?"
The SWAT guys nodded.
"Good. I'm going home." She said and left.
Arriving back at her apartment, She-Hulk closed the door, turned back into Jennifer Walters and collapsed on the bed, asleep before she even hit the pillow.