Legato wrote:"Yeah thats good, little further down please" Lady Deadpool said to Squirrel Girl
In bed Deadpool sits up, eyes widened, heart beating faster than ever. A voice next to him says sleepily"Was it the Ronald McDonald dream again?"
"Thank God no! Ok first I dreamed that I was a Green Lantern, then became a female, a hot one at that" Deadpool said in which caused Weasel to sit up and rub the sleep away from his eyes"And thats the cause for alarm? Thats usually among your top favorite dreams"
"Just hear me out. I was a hot female on a island full of beautiful women"Deadpool said in which Weasel responded" Once again, whats the cause of alarm?" Deadpool turned towards him"Let me finish. Anyway here I well the hot female version of me was relaxing on the beach naked with Squirrel Girl and all of a sudden...her hands was on me"
Weasel blinked then cleared his throat" This alternate version of yourself, was she scarred like you? Also how far did the dream go?"
Deadpool nods"But I still wouldn't go as far as to call her hideous, in some ways it adds to her attractiveness. From what I could tell, about as far as second base, skipping first base."
Weasel nods then his lips tightened, Deadpool notices his shoulders shake a little"Whats wrong?"
"Just that....you had a dream about Squirrel Girl" Weasel said then started to laugh
"Shut up!" Deadpool said then swung a pillow at him in which Weasel ducked
Moments later Weasel finished laughing, wiping the tears away and take a few deep breaths before he calmed down"Ok...The way I see it is you didn't go all the way in your dream correct? Also look at it as your subconscious trolling you, besides ask yourself. Which ones worse, a sensual dream about Squirrel Girl or one of those trippy dreams about Ronald McDonald"
"Sound advice, just you know I am going to get you back for laughing. Better believe that" Deadpool said to Weasel who laied back down"Goodnight Wade" Deadpool laied back down also"This never leaves the room" Weasel yawns"Sure"