Dragon Ball Ultimate: Saiyan Saga

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Puar's ears perked up when Mrs.Briefs announced his arrival."Kami?!" She then stood up.

"He's cool, mom. Let him in" Bulma says. A few moments Kami entered the room. Puar instantly knelt before his presence

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"Wow...ok." Gohan stood up."Since you will be teaching me, I should be calling you Sensei Piccolo then?"

"Rise Puar. There is no need for a warrior of your calibur to kneel." Kami assured her. "I am relieved to see you all, despite the circumstances. I wanted to inform you that Goku is well and he has begun his journey to meet with the Kai of the North Galaxy for training."

"That will work. Alright run, let's start with the basics: What do you know about combat?"

Puar stood up.

Chi-Chi smiled, relieved at the news.

"I informed the others of Mr.Popo's training, sir" Puar says

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Gohan rubbed his chin."I know it was a practice that has been around older than myself. And it contains many different variations" he continues to display his dazzling intellect on the concept of combat

"Thank you Puar. I...feel I should warn you, this is going to be unlike any training you have gone through before or will go through again. Whatever you do, be polite. Mr.Popo is a very strict disciplinarian."

"...It's almost hard to believe you're Goku's kid." Piccolo smirked. "Alright runt, get ready to learn how to fight like a demon. Your first lesson will be in dodging." He held his hand out and charged up a weak Ki blast. "Training begins now."

"Wait wha-"

"DODGE!!"

Gohan was hit by a ki blast by Piccolo. He tumbles on the ground and stopped as he lands face first. He sits up. Coughing out smoke. Be fore he could wipe the black smoke from his eyes

"DODGE!!"

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Puar nods, fully understood what Mr.Popo was capable of. She glances at Yamcha. "Be careful"

DBZ Narrator: "While Goku is making his journey on Snake Way and the rest of the warriors is preparing for a intense battle that awaits them we turn our attention once again towards three of the most ruthless warriors in the galaxy"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No!"

Flying in their respective space pods en route towards Earth, Temaki has her way in passing the time. She watches the recorded fights of the champions of earth while listening to an audio tape of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"Far out into the uncharted backwaters in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. Lies a small unregarded yellow sun"

Temaki takes note of the champions teammwork against Raditz. She deduced the Namekian is the strongest of the group and makes a mental note to inform the others that he should be one of the first to be targeted.


"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 98mill miles is an insignificant little blue green planet called Earth"

Temaki rewind the recording to where Raditz was fighting Yamcha, Chi-Chi, and Goku at Kami House. She shook her head at Raditz allowing the old man Roshi to get the upper-hand."And he's probably wondering how they beat him right now" she continued to watch the footage till she noticed two things that caught her eye. The raw power Yamcha pulled when he fought Raditz with the wolf fang fist. He's the second target. She thought. She then focused her attention on Raditz's killer, Chi-Chi. She wont admit it but she admires her fortitude and determination.

As she looked at the tape of Chi-Chi wrapping her legs around Raditz's neck. She gets a nice close up view of her features. Caused a smile to form on her. Her blood sizzles at the enchanting sight."Mmm beautiful and deadly"

"Whose ape descended lifeforms are so alarmingly primitive that they believe the Internet is their greatest technological achievement"

Temaki chuckled as she watched the rest of the group fight. She pays close attention to Chiaotzu."Study his psychic limitations" she took a mental note. She sees that despite his psychic skill he's the less durable of the others and it took speed and strength to take him out.

"The planet also has or had a problem. Most of the people living in it were unhappy for pretty much of the time"

She sees Puar's fight with Raditz. Her eyes widen at Puar's shapeshifting ability."Hells Bells, splitting image" she commented on Puar's form as Turles then shook her head in embarrassment at Raditz almost falling for it. She watches the rest of the fight between Puar and Raditz. Getting a good view of Puar's actual form. She sets it in slow motion as she watches Puar move. Her heart rise, body starts to stir. She licks her lips hungrily but the other kind of hunger

She snapped out of it as her ship jerked and the alarm yet off. She sees an incoming message from Vegeta.

"Whats going on?!"

She tries to control the ship but with no success as its going another direction than her intended direction. "It seems we are in a gravitational pull. Buckle up boys, this is going to get bumpy"

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DBZ Narrator: "While Goku is making his journey on Snake Way and the rest of the warriors is preparing for a intense battle that awaits them we turn our attention once again towards three of the most ruthless warriors in the galaxy"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No!"

Flying in their respective space pods en route towards Earth, Temaki has her way in passing the time. She watches the recorded fights of the champions of earth while listening to an audio tape of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"Far out into the uncharted backwaters in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. Lies a small unregarded yellow sun"

Temaki takes note of the champions teammwork against Raditz. She deduced the Namekian is the strongest of the group and makes a mental note to inform the others that he should be one of the first to be targeted.


"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 98mill miles is an insignificant little blue green planet called Earth"

Temaki rewind the recording to where Raditz was fighting Yamcha, Chi-Chi, and Goku at Kami House. She shook her head at Raditz allowing the old man Roshi to get the upper-hand."And he's probably wondering how they beat him right now" she continued to watch the footage till she noticed two things that caught her eye. The raw power Yamcha pulled when he fought Raditz with the wolf fang fist. He's the second target. She thought. She then focused her attention on Raditz's killer, Chi-Chi. She wont admit it but she admires her fortitude and determination.

As she looked at the tape of Chi-Chi wrapping her legs around Raditz's neck. She gets a nice close up view of her features. Caused a smile to form on her. Her blood sizzles at the enchanting sight."Mmm beautiful and deadly"

"Whose ape descended lifeforms are so alarmingly primitive that they believe the Internet is their greatest technological achievement"

Temaki chuckled as she watched the rest of the group fight. She pays close attention to Chiaotzu."Study his psychic limitations" she took a mental note. She sees that despite his psychic skill he's the less durable of the others and it took speed and strength to take him out.

"The planet also has or had a problem. Most of the people living in it were unhappy for pretty much of the time"

She sees Puar's fight with Raditz. Her eyes widen at Puar's shapeshifting ability."Hells Bells, splitting image" she commented on Puar's form as Turles then shook her head in embarrassment at Raditz almost falling for it. She watches the rest of the fight between Puar and Raditz. Getting a good view of Puar's actual form. She sets it in slow motion as she watches Puar move. Her heart rise, body starts to stir. She licks her lips hungrily but the other kind of hunger

She snapped out of it as her ship jerked and the alarm yet off. She sees an incoming message from Vegeta.

"Whats going on?!"

She tries to control the ship but with no success as its going another direction than her intended direction. "It seems we are in a gravitational pull. Buckle up boys, this is going to get bumpy"

"Oh sweet, some action! Who are we gonna kill guys?" Nappa asked eagerly.

-A SHORT WHILE AGO-
Turles was tapping his foot in his pod as he relaxed. A video message came in and he turned it on. "Temaki, how is your journey going?"
"Alright so far, I figured it would be best to let you know that Raditz is dead. As is Kakarot."
"So you're telling me, that Raditz couldn't even kill our undertrained little brother by himself?"
"That's the gist of it, yeah."
"No big loss. You've got Saibamen as strong as him anyway."
"Well, you're remarkably calm about this." Temaki smirked.
"We're Saiyans. The strong survive and the weak die. That is how we have always lived. If those two died on some backwater mudhole, then good riddance. Have fun blowing up the planet, I'll call you when I find the seed. Turles out."
"Rodger that. Have fun."



But yeah, a great moment for her. Temaki being prepared and making plans for the attack, Nappa being Nappa and Vegeta resisting the urge to blow him up.

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DBZ Narrator: "While Goku is making his journey on Snake Way and the rest of the warriors is preparing for a intense battle that awaits them we turn our attention once again towards three of the most ruthless warriors in the galaxy"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No!"

Flying in their respective space pods en route towards Earth, Temaki has her way in passing the time. She watches the recorded fights of the champions of earth while listening to an audio tape of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"Far out into the uncharted backwaters in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. Lies a small unregarded yellow sun"

Temaki takes note of the champions teammwork against Raditz. She deduced the Namekian is the strongest of the group and makes a mental note to inform the others that he should be one of the first to be targeted.


"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 98mill miles is an insignificant little blue green planet called Earth"

Temaki rewind the recording to where Raditz was fighting Yamcha, Chi-Chi, and Goku at Kami House. She shook her head at Raditz allowing the old man Roshi to get the upper-hand."And he's probably wondering how they beat him right now" she continued to watch the footage till she noticed two things that caught her eye. The raw power Yamcha pulled when he fought Raditz with the wolf fang fist. He's the second target. She thought. She then focused her attention on Raditz's killer, Chi-Chi. She wont admit it but she admires her fortitude and determination.

As she looked at the tape of Chi-Chi wrapping her legs around Raditz's neck. She gets a nice close up view of her features. Caused a smile to form on her. Her blood sizzles at the enchanting sight."Mmm beautiful and deadly"

"Whose ape descended lifeforms are so alarmingly primitive that they believe the Internet is their greatest technological achievement"

Temaki chuckled as she watched the rest of the group fight. She pays close attention to Chiaotzu."Study his psychic limitations" she took a mental note. She sees that despite his psychic skill he's the less durable of the others and it took speed and strength to take him out.

"The planet also has or had a problem. Most of the people living in it were unhappy for pretty much of the time"

She sees Puar's fight with Raditz. Her eyes widen at Puar's shapeshifting ability."Hells Bells, splitting image" she commented on Puar's form as Turles then shook her head in embarrassment at Raditz almost falling for it. She watches the rest of the fight between Puar and Raditz. Getting a good view of Puar's actual form. She sets it in slow motion as she watches Puar move. Her heart rise, body starts to stir. She licks her lips hungrily but the other kind of hunger

She snapped out of it as her ship jerked and the alarm yet off. She sees an incoming message from Vegeta.

"Whats going on?!"

She tries to control the ship but with no success as its going another direction than her intended direction. "It seems we are in a gravitational pull. Buckle up boys, this is going to get bumpy"

"Oh sweet, some action! Who are we gonna kill guys?" Nappa asked eagerly.

-A SHORT WHILE AGO-
Turles was tapping his foot in his pod as he relaxed. A video message came in and he turned it on. "Temaki, how is your journey going?"
"Alright so far, I figured it would be best to let you know that Raditz is dead. As is Kakarot."
"So you're telling me, that Raditz couldn't even kill our undertrained little brother by himself?"
"That's the gist of it, yeah."
"No big loss. You've got Saibamen as strong as him anyway."
"Well, you're remarkably calm about this." Temaki smirked.
"We're Saiyans. The strong survive and the weak die. That is how we have always lived. If those two died on some backwater mudhole, then good riddance. Have fun blowing up the planet, I'll call you when I find the seed. Turles out."
"Rodger that. Have fun."



But yeah, a great moment for her. Temaki being prepared and making plans for the attack, Nappa being Nappa and Vegeta resisting the urge to blow him up.

Thats....oddly heartwarming

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DBZ Narrator: "While Goku is making his journey on Snake Way and the rest of the warriors is preparing for a intense battle that awaits them we turn our attention once again towards three of the most ruthless warriors in the galaxy"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No"

Nappa: "Are we there yet?"

Vegeta: "No!"

Flying in their respective space pods en route towards Earth, Temaki has her way in passing the time. She watches the recorded fights of the champions of earth while listening to an audio tape of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"Far out into the uncharted backwaters in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. Lies a small unregarded yellow sun"

Temaki takes note of the champions teammwork against Raditz. She deduced the Namekian is the strongest of the group and makes a mental note to inform the others that he should be one of the first to be targeted.


"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 98mill miles is an insignificant little blue green planet called Earth"

Temaki rewind the recording to where Raditz was fighting Yamcha, Chi-Chi, and Goku at Kami House. She shook her head at Raditz allowing the old man Roshi to get the upper-hand."And he's probably wondering how they beat him right now" she continued to watch the footage till she noticed two things that caught her eye. The raw power Yamcha pulled when he fought Raditz with the wolf fang fist. He's the second target. She thought. She then focused her attention on Raditz's killer, Chi-Chi. She wont admit it but she admires her fortitude and determination.

As she looked at the tape of Chi-Chi wrapping her legs around Raditz's neck. She gets a nice close up view of her features. Caused a smile to form on her. Her blood sizzles at the enchanting sight."Mmm beautiful and deadly"

"Whose ape descended lifeforms are so alarmingly primitive that they believe the Internet is their greatest technological achievement"

Temaki chuckled as she watched the rest of the group fight. She pays close attention to Chiaotzu."Study his psychic limitations" she took a mental note. She sees that despite his psychic skill he's the less durable of the others and it took speed and strength to take him out.

"The planet also has or had a problem. Most of the people living in it were unhappy for pretty much of the time"

She sees Puar's fight with Raditz. Her eyes widen at Puar's shapeshifting ability."Hells Bells, splitting image" she commented on Puar's form as Turles then shook her head in embarrassment at Raditz almost falling for it. She watches the rest of the fight between Puar and Raditz. Getting a good view of Puar's actual form. She sets it in slow motion as she watches Puar move. Her heart rise, body starts to stir. She licks her lips hungrily but the other kind of hunger

She snapped out of it as her ship jerked and the alarm yet off. She sees an incoming message from Vegeta.

"Whats going on?!"

She tries to control the ship but with no success as its going another direction than her intended direction. "It seems we are in a gravitational pull. Buckle up boys, this is going to get bumpy"

"Oh sweet, some action! Who are we gonna kill guys?" Nappa asked eagerly.

-A SHORT WHILE AGO-
Turles was tapping his foot in his pod as he relaxed. A video message came in and he turned it on. "Temaki, how is your journey going?"
"Alright so far, I figured it would be best to let you know that Raditz is dead. As is Kakarot."
"So you're telling me, that Raditz couldn't even kill our undertrained little brother by himself?"
"That's the gist of it, yeah."
"No big loss. You've got Saibamen as strong as him anyway."
"Well, you're remarkably calm about this." Temaki smirked.
"We're Saiyans. The strong survive and the weak die. That is how we have always lived. If those two died on some backwater mudhole, then good riddance. Have fun blowing up the planet, I'll call you when I find the seed. Turles out."
"Rodger that. Have fun."



But yeah, a great moment for her. Temaki being prepared and making plans for the attack, Nappa being Nappa and Vegeta resisting the urge to blow him up.

Thats....oddly heartwarming

These guys have a weird relationship.

DBU Narrator: "And what a bumpy ride it was. Bumpier than a bumper car at a theme park. The gravitational pull took the Saiyans to a planet called Planet Arlia."

They crash landed at a sand dune area. "Oh fuck my head" Vegeta opened the door. He steps out, rubbing it."When I find the person who controlled the machine that brought us here I'm going to tear them apart"

"Woooo" Nappa had already came out"That was awesome! Can we do that again?"

Vegeta shook his head and looked at Temaki who had alread got out."Status report?"

"No signs of life thats for sure. Calling this a wasteland would be too kind"

"There is something familiar about this place" Nappa rubbed his chin."Ah! It's... Tat-"

"No. It most certainly is not" Temaki scanned the place on her scouter."From what the scouter reads we are on Planet Arlia"

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DBU Narrator: "And what a bumpy ride it was. Bumpier than a bumper car at a theme park. The gravitational pull took the Saiyans to a planet called Planet Arlia."

They crash landed at a sand dune area. "Oh fuck my head" Vegeta opened the door. He steps out, rubbing it."When I find the person who controlled the machine that brought us here I'm going to tear them apart"

"Woooo" Nappa had already came out"That was awesome! Can we do that again?"

Vegeta shook his head and looked at Temaki who had alread got out."Status report?"

"No signs of life thats for sure. Calling this a wasteland would be too kind"

"There is something familiar about this place" Nappa rubbed his chin."Ah! It's... Tat-"

"No. It most certainly is not" Temaki scanned the place on her scouter."From what the scouter reads we are on Planet Arlia"

"Arlia...Arlia...I could've sworn I've heard of this dump." Nappa rubbed his head. "Isn't this that bug planet? I thought it was still uncivilized." Nappa shrugged. "What's the plan, Vegeta?"

Yajirobe relaxed on the tower with Korin. "So, shit's gotten real."
"Yeah, you could say that. We've got aliens attacking Earth now."
"We should stock up on the Senzu Beans for them. They're going to need it for the training and the aliens."
"Come to think of it, you should join up with them."
"What? Why me? They can handle this!"
"You're lazy but you're still a good fighter Yajirobe, they might need you out there."
"They aren't going to need me out there! They've got enough heavy hitters! All I've got is a sword!"
"No excuses, you're going to train with them and that's final!"
"Now listen here Korin I....I....I...."
Korin turned to see who he was looking at.

"See you on the lookout."
"Yeah okay I'll be there."
"Damn right you will."

Whether he wants to or not

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DBU Narrator: "And what a bumpy ride it was. Bumpier than a bumper car at a theme park. The gravitational pull took the Saiyans to a planet called Planet Arlia."

They crash landed at a sand dune area. "Oh fuck my head" Vegeta opened the door. He steps out, rubbing it."When I find the person who controlled the machine that brought us here I'm going to tear them apart"

"Woooo" Nappa had already came out"That was awesome! Can we do that again?"

Vegeta shook his head and looked at Temaki who had alread got out."Status report?"

"No signs of life thats for sure. Calling this a wasteland would be too kind"

"There is something familiar about this place" Nappa rubbed his chin."Ah! It's... Tat-"

"No. It most certainly is not" Temaki scanned the place on her scouter."From what the scouter reads we are on Planet Arlia"

"Arlia...Arlia...I could've sworn I've heard of this dump." Nappa rubbed his head. "Isn't this that bug planet? I thought it was still uncivilized." Nappa shrugged. "What's the plan, Vegeta?"

"Well, I suggest we follow tradition: Let's vote on who gets the first kill." Nappa suggested.

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DBU Narrator: "And what a bumpy ride it was. Bumpier than a bumper car at a theme park. The gravitational pull took the Saiyans to a planet called Planet Arlia."

They crash landed at a sand dune area. "Oh fuck my head" Vegeta opened the door. He steps out, rubbing it."When I find the person who controlled the machine that brought us here I'm going to tear them apart"

"Woooo" Nappa had already came out"That was awesome! Can we do that again?"

Vegeta shook his head and looked at Temaki who had alread got out."Status report?"

"No signs of life thats for sure. Calling this a wasteland would be too kind"

"There is something familiar about this place" Nappa rubbed his chin."Ah! It's... Tat-"

"No. It most certainly is not" Temaki scanned the place on her scouter."From what the scouter reads we are on Planet Arlia"

"Arlia...Arlia...I could've sworn I've heard of this dump." Nappa rubbed his head. "Isn't this that bug planet? I thought it was still uncivilized." Nappa shrugged. "What's the plan, Vegeta?"

"Well, I suggest we follow tradition: Let's vote on who gets the first kill." Nappa suggested.

Temaki glanced up."Incoming"

Cloaked in dark brown robes, riding on the backs of giant worms, Aria Warriors glanced down at them.

"Hmm, raincheck on that Nappa. I'm interested in the bigger fish"Vegeta grinned

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DBU Narrator: "And what a bumpy ride it was. Bumpier than a bumper car at a theme park. The gravitational pull took the Saiyans to a planet called Planet Arlia."

They crash landed at a sand dune area. "Oh fuck my head" Vegeta opened the door. He steps out, rubbing it."When I find the person who controlled the machine that brought us here I'm going to tear them apart"

"Woooo" Nappa had already came out"That was awesome! Can we do that again?"

Vegeta shook his head and looked at Temaki who had alread got out."Status report?"

"No signs of life thats for sure. Calling this a wasteland would be too kind"

"There is something familiar about this place" Nappa rubbed his chin."Ah! It's... Tat-"

"No. It most certainly is not" Temaki scanned the place on her scouter."From what the scouter reads we are on Planet Arlia"

"Arlia...Arlia...I could've sworn I've heard of this dump." Nappa rubbed his head. "Isn't this that bug planet? I thought it was still uncivilized." Nappa shrugged. "What's the plan, Vegeta?"

"Well, I suggest we follow tradition: Let's vote on who gets the first kill." Nappa suggested.

Temaki glanced up."Incoming"

Cloaked in dark brown robes, riding on the backs of giant worms, Aria Warriors glanced down at them.

"Hmm, raincheck on that Nappa. I'm interested in the bigger fish"Vegeta grinned

"Well, you know best Vegeta." Nappa said and glanced at Temaki.

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"Excuse me, Lord Kami?" Yamcha asked.
"Yes?"
"If you don't me asking, what exactly are we in for?"
"Ah, you're training. Well, to give you a proper idea, I should perhaps tell you the tale of what happened when Goku himself first met Mr Popo."
The Z-Fighters gathered around, eager to hear this story.

Even when not Abridged he can be creepy

Krillin:

Chi-Chi has heard the stories, she'd recall whenever he'd feel Popo's presence there would be a slight chill. The only time she has met him personally was at the wedding, the experience she can only describe was like time standing still.

"Not gonna lie guys....This wont be easy" Puar nods, fully aware of what they'll go through."The training wont just improve our fighting it will change us"

After hearing this Bulma glanced at Yamcha."Are you sure about this?"

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Even when not Abridged he can be creepy

Krillin:

Chi-Chi has heard the stories, she'd recall whenever he'd feel Popo's presence there would be a slight chill. The only time she has met him personally was at the wedding, the experience she can only describe was like time standing still.

"Not gonna lie guys....This wont be easy" Puar nods, fully aware of what they'll go through."The training wont just improve our fighting it will change us"

After hearing this Bulma glanced at Yamcha."Are you sure about this?"

Yamcha ran a finger along his scars. "No pain no gain, right? We're going to need his training if we're going to save the world from these aliens."

Krillin felt a friendly hand on his shoulder. He looked behind him to find Tien encouraging."We have survived the Demon King, we will survived this"

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Krillin felt a friendly hand on his shoulder. He looked behind him to find Tien encouraging."We have survived the Demon King, we will survived this"

Speaking of whom,

Gohan was sent flying through the air by an explosion he had narrowly dodged. "Now spin! Turn your body to land on your feet!" Piccolo called out to him.

Cue Training Montage!



Kami's Lookout

After a good nights rest and some preparation the gang have made their way to Kami's Lookout. "Hey Cueball" Krillin looked up at Yajirobe who stood before him."Heard about what happened with Gohan and Goku" he glanced at Chi-Chi."My condolences"

Chi-Chi just nods silently at him

"Thanks Yajirobe" Krillin says"Be honest, what chance do you think we have against these Saiyans?"

Yajirobe shrugs."The way I see it, if we can survive Popo then we can survive anything"


Kami stood before the Z-Fighters. He surveyed each of them, proud of the fact that they're more than willing to go through the training. "Just remember why each of you are here and the sacrifices you will make to achieve. Stick with that and you just may survive the impending crisis" Kami glances back at Mr.Popo

"They're all yours"

Kami excused himself then it was Mr.Popo who graced the fighters presence."Alright you primitive sh*theads listen up. As I look at each of you I can say this. The earth is ****. If they Saiyans had arrived now each of you would be **** up beyond all recognition. You all have made the right choice to come here. Under my teaching maybe the Earth would stand a chance. But each of you must face the reality presented before you. You aren't superheroes. You don't prance around in Halloween costumes fighting some lame alien overlord. You're just a group of fighters with unique fighting abilities that helped each of you to survive as long as you have. Up against a very real threat that wont hesitate to kill you and those you care about.

As your teacher I have only one rule, everybody fights. If I catch any of you not pulling your own weight I'll personally make you wish you're never born. Welcome to Take A Level Of Badass 101, with your instructor Mr.Popo"

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Cue Training Montage!



Kami's Lookout

After a good nights rest and some preparation the gang have made their way to Kami's Lookout. "Hey Cueball" Krillin looked up at Yajirobe who stood before him."Heard about what happened with Gohan and Goku" he glanced at Chi-Chi."My condolences"

Chi-Chi just nods silently at him

"Thanks Yajirobe" Krillin says"Be honest, what chance do you think we have against these Saiyans?"

Yajirobe shrugs."The way I see it, if we can survive Popo then we can survive anything"


Kami stood before the Z-Fighters. He surveyed each of them, proud of the fact that they're more than willing to go through the training. "Just remember why each of you are here and the sacrifices you will make to achieve. Stick with that and you just may survive the impending crisis" Kami glances back at Mr.Popo

"They're all yours"

Kami excused himself then it was Mr.Popo who graced the fighters presence."Alright you primitive sh*theads listen up. As I look at each of you I can say this. The earth is ****. If they Saiyans had arrived now each of you would be **** up beyond all recognition. You all have made the right choice to come here. Under my teaching maybe the Earth would stand a chance. But each of you must face the reality presented before you. You aren't superheroes. You don't prance around in Halloween costumes fighting some lame alien overlord. You're just a group of fighters with unique fighting abilities that helped each of you to survive as long as you have. Up against a very real threat that wont hesitate to kill you and those you care about.

As your teacher I have only one rule, everybody fights. If I catch any of you not pulling your own weight I'll personally make you wish you're never born. Welcome to Take A Level Of Badass 101, with your instructor Mr.Popo"

"Are we clear maggots?"
"SIR YES SIR!"
"Good. First Lesson is knowing your place right now in the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami; and Popo. Any questions?"
Silence.
"Good. Then we can begin."

At the first sign of sunlight, Piccolo woke up, grabbed Gohan and threw him in the water. "WAKE UP RUNT! It's time for more training!"


"I wonder I've been running for...probably at least a day. And I don't even feel fatiqued in the slightest! It's amazing! Is it because I'm using a Dead Body? I mean, I'm technically a spirit now, so my dead body wouldn't have the same limitations my living body has...would it? I'll ask this King Kai about it." Goku took a turn and ran up a curve and down again. He glanced backwards. "Woooow, I can't even see King Yemma's Palace anymore! They weren't kidding when they said this was a long trip. Huh...well, I can't see the end or the beginning anymore, so maybe I'm at least at the halfway point hopefully? Right! No time to lose!" Goku powered up and began running down the long winding path of Snake Way as fast as he could go.

The Rest of the Z-Gang who weren't training were up bright and early as well with a different mission: To find and gather the Dragonballs.

Master Roshi, Bulma, and even Oolong travel in Bulma's aircraft."Ok, according to our calculations the first Dragonball should be located just 1,000 miles west of here"

Master Roshi, sitting in the co-pilots seat nods"A thousand miles eh, not a bad start"

Oolong winced."Do you have to say that?! Its up there with whats the worst that could happen!"

Roshi shrugs."What can be any worse than Saiyans?"

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Gohan dreams that him and his parents are at Roshi's, enjoying a little get together with the others. Him and his dad were fishing. Then the waters became a little rough. Gohan desperately tries to swim to the surface. Everything went black untill...

In reality Gohan shot out of the water, gasping for air. He looked around. Disappointed."Oh..that was all a dream"

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Meanwhile Goku runs down snake way, looking determined as ever. "I have to run as fast as I can, I wont stop till I reach the end. I'm going to do this for the sake of the earth, my friends, and my family. In that ord-"

Moments later Goku sleeps on the back of a pickup truck as it transports him to the end of snake way. The truck hits a bump that knocked Goku off and sends him crashing down to the Home For Infinite Los- Ah who are we kidding? Calling a spade a spade. Goku is sent to Hell.

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Meanwhile in a place that isn't Tattooine. Or that other planet in that recent Star Wars movie. On a desert planet that, for legal reasons, has no connection to Star Wars whatsoever.

"Hey Vegeta!" Nappa and Vegeta are held inside a cell with the rest of the prisoners. Vegeta took a deep breath."Yes Nappa?"

"We are in jail aren't we?"

"Looks like it"

"Well you know the rule? Don't drop the soap"

"Shut up or I'll shiv you in your sleep"

"Wonder how is Temaki doing?"

Inside the palace Temaki stood before the ruler of the bug planet."Greetings visitor! I must say you look rather exquisite "

Temake just look around with a bored expression on her face"Oh my. This is what this planet considers as advanced technology? What a disgrace"

"My name is the Supreme Insect Ruler and I just-"

"Stop right there"

"I beg your pardon?"

Temaki cleared her throat"Ok. Supreme Insect Ruler? Did your parents just gave up when naming you?"

Supreme Insect Ruler scowled."Such a tongue on you. You'll learn your place soon enough, especially once my servants put you into something more......suitable"

The guards arrived then showcased the attire Temaki would be wearing.



At the prison cells Vegeta and Nappa felt an intense tremor. The entire place rumbled. Then small booming explosions occurred. The explosions and soon screams got closer. Everything then stopped and the cell doors explode open. Out of the smoke enters Temaki with a rather ice cold expression on her face. What they also took note was the green blood.

"Long story short. This planets ruler and his methods were unappealing, so I saw red then killed him." says Temaki as a brief flashback of the Supreme Insect Ruler being ripped in half by Temaki and choked to death by his own intestines

"Did you at least leave any left alive for us?" Vegeta asked

Temaki nods"The ones who are now running and screaming at least"

Vegeta: "My favorite kind"

"Ok guys, lets kill whats left and get out of here"

The trio make their leave from the cells. Nappa whispers to Temaki."Hey. Guess what happened with Vegeta before you came here?"

"What happened?"

"He became a prison-"

"Shut up Nappa!"

"Bitch"

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Master Roshi, Bulma, and even Oolong travel in Bulma's aircraft."Ok, according to our calculations the first Dragonball should be located just 1,000 miles west of here"

Master Roshi, sitting in the co-pilots seat nods"A thousand miles eh, not a bad start"

Oolong winced."Do you have to say that?! Its up there with whats the worst that could happen!"

Roshi shrugs."What can be any worse than Saiyans?"

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Gohan dreams that him and his parents are at Roshi's, enjoying a little get together with the others. Him and his dad were fishing. Then the waters became a little rough. Gohan desperately tries to swim to the surface. Everything went black untill...

In reality Gohan shot out of the water, gasping for air. He looked around. Disappointed."Oh..that was all a dream"

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Meanwhile Goku runs down snake way, looking determined as ever. "I have to run as fast as I can, I wont stop till I reach the end. I'm going to do this for the sake of the earth, my friends, and my family. In that ord-"

Moments later Goku sleeps on the back of a pickup truck as it transports him to the end of snake way. The truck hits a bump that knocked Goku off and sends him crashing down to the Home For Infinite Los- Ah who are we kidding? Calling a spade a spade. Goku is sent to Hell.

__________

Meanwhile in a place that isn't Tattooine. Or that other planet in that recent Star Wars movie. On a desert planet that, for legal reasons, has no connection to Star Wars whatsoever.

"Hey Vegeta!" Nappa and Vegeta are held inside a cell with the rest of the prisoners. Vegeta took a deep breath."Yes Nappa?"

"We are in jail aren't we?"

"Looks like it"

"Well you know the rule? Don't drop the soap"

"Shut up or I'll shiv you in your sleep"

"Wonder how is Temaki doing?"

Inside the palace Temaki stood before the ruler of the bug planet."Greetings visitor! I must say you look rather exquisite "

Temake just look around with a bored expression on her face"Oh my. This is what this planet considers as advanced technology? What a disgrace"

"My name is the Supreme Insect Ruler and I just-"

"Stop right there"

"I beg your pardon?"

Temaki cleared her throat"Ok. Supreme Insect Ruler? Did your parents just gave up when naming you?"

Supreme Insect Ruler scowled."Such a tongue on you. You'll learn your place soon enough, especially once my servants put you into something more......suitable"

The guards arrived then showcased the attire Temaki would be wearing.



At the prison cells Vegeta and Nappa felt an intense tremor. The entire place rumbled. Then small booming explosions occurred. The explosions and soon screams got closer. Everything then stopped and the cell doors explode open. Out of the smoke enters Temaki with a rather ice cold expression on her face. What they also took note was the green blood.

"Long story short. This planets ruler and his methods were unappealing, so I saw red then killed him." says Temaki as a brief flashback of the Supreme Insect Ruler being ripped in half by Temaki and choked to death by his own intestines

"Did you at least leave any left alive for us?" Vegeta asked

Temaki nods"The ones who are now running and screaming at least"

Vegeta: "My favorite kind"

"Ok guys, lets kill whats left and get out of here"

The trio make their leave from the cells. Nappa whispers to Temaki."Hey. Guess what happened with Vegeta before you came here?"

"What happened?"

"He became a prison-"

"Shut up Nappa!"

"Bitch"

"Think they're all going to be okay up there?" Oolong asked the team.
"Well I've never trained with Popo myself. But if they watch each other's backs and do what he says, they should be relatively okay." Roshi shrugged. "Pray for them, Oolong."

"Well wake up kid. This nightmare is real." "Now wash up and get ready for today's training! I'm going to teach you to sense energy and then we'll resume your exercises."

"H-huh? Wha? Oh no! NONONONOOO AAAAAAAAAHHH!" Goku splashed right into the Blood Fountain. (Oh KAMI! What is this? What? Huh? OH GROSS!) Goku jumped out of the blood fountain and onto dry land and he spun around really fast and powered up a bit to dry himself off. "Ewwww! Okay, okay...Chi-Chi and Gohan don't need to know that happened." He looked around. "Huh...sooo....this is Hell. Weird. I wonder where the exit is?"

"Oh, man." Krillin looked around a slightly darkened area. Launch looked up and see a large Pendulum."Say Puar, what is this place"

"Did I say you both can talk?" Mr.Popo asked

Krillin and Launch: "Sorry Mr.Popo"

"Thats better"Mr.Popo says."This is the Pendulum Room, well least that is what Kami cause it. I call it The Room of Internal Peril. Given what each of you will be facing, I say that is a suitable title"

"What will we be facing?" Chi-Chi asked

"If I tell you then that would make you expect what you're in for."Mr.Popo smiled."Now then, I'd like for each of you to stand in this circle here"

The Z-Fighters did just that. "Just like thi-" Krillin looked around to not find Mr.Popo anywhere in sight

"Yes"

Krillin jumped then find Mr.Popo hovering behind him"Just like that"

The circle starts to glow. Mr.Popo just looked down at an uneasy Krillin."I like you" smiling from ear to ear

"Wait wha-"

The Z-Fighters vanished as the mystical Pendulum transported them to God only knows where.

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After Vegeta, Temaki, and Nappa get their lust for violence fulfilled they got into their respective ships and flew off into space.. They got outside of orbit.

"Why did we stop" Temaki asked as their ships faced the planet

Vegeta opens the door. He yawns."This place bores me, anyone got any final words"

"What Time Is It? Adventure Time!!" Nappa says

Vegeta shook his head."Forget I even asked" he points his hand at the bug planet. Fired a large beam at the planet" Which was then met with a massive explosion.

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Meanwhile in King Kai's Planet

Bubble's Ears perked up"Oook ook!" He danced and waved his arms wildly

"Eh?" King Kai looks down at Bubbles"What is it?"

<"I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out "We've been ****! "> Bubbles says in which King Kai sighs irritably"Bubbles thats it, no more Star Wars!"

GALICK GUN FTW!

"Sooo....the Insectoids just got genocided." "I'm going to need a moment alone, sir." Gregory said to King Kai.

Goku shrugged his shoulders and flew into the air like a rocket. "Alright, well, I fell through the clouds, I should be able to get out through the clouds!" He smiled as he got closer and closer to the clouds, expecting to pass through them just like back home...and then Goku hit his head on the barrier between Heaven and Hell. "OWWWW! That didn't work. That really didn't work!" He rubbed his head and then held out his hand and pressed it against the clouds. "Wow, that barrier's not giving is it?" He crossed his arms and legs and levitated in a lotus position. "Now what do I do? Maybe there's somebody around here I can talk to."

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"Sooo....the Insectoids just got genocided."  "I'm going to need a moment alone, sir." Gregory said to King Kai.

Goku shrugged his shoulders and flew into the air like a rocket. "Alright, well, I fell through the clouds, I should be able to get out through the clouds!" He smiled as he got closer and closer to the clouds, expecting to pass through them just like back home...and then Goku hit his head on the barrier between Heaven and Hell. "OWWWW! That didn't work. That really didn't work!" He rubbed his head and then held out his hand and pressed it against the clouds. "Wow, that barrier's not giving is it?" He crossed his arms and legs and levitated in a lotus position. "Now what do I do? Maybe there's somebody around here I can talk to."

King Kai looked at Gregory in a sympathetic manner. He nods at him."Come on Bubbles"

"Ook" Bubbles looks up curiously at King Kai

"We have to get this place prepared for a guest that is going to arrive"King Kai respond

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"Fresh meat is it?"

Goku turns to see two large demons with the words Hell written on their t-shirts



"Hello! I'm Goz"

"And I'm Mez! We are residents of Hell and we are here to pump!"

They both clap their hands and said in unison."You up!"

Goz: "We are the most dangerous demons you've ever face. Because we believe in nothing"

Mez: "Ja, we believe in nothing"